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avatar Joseph Mitchell
HOW DID I GET HERE? YOUR WIFE ASKED YOU WHAT WAS ON TV AND YOU REPLIED... DUST.

HOW DID I GET HERE? YOUR WIFE ASKED YOU WHAT WAS ON TV AND YOU REPLIED... DUST.

avatar Isabella Lewis

Dirty joke coming in 3, 2, 1. If you don't like dirty jokes, that's alright. Don't get your clam in a jam. But if you do like dirty jokes, I'm Caroline, and I am kinda funny. So, follow along. A woman comes home and finds her husband in bed with another woman and she is pissed. Like raging pissed. So she walks up and she grabs him by the shoulders

avatar Agni Gauss
Wife: Do you have to touch my butt every time you walk by? Me: Don't ask me to stop being a man.

Wife: Do you have to touch my butt every time you walk by? Me: Don't ask me to stop being a man.

avatar jojo9

One of us made an ad customers can read. The other is my husband. My ad vs.... Cookies Just Got Better. Add a warm chocolate chip cookie to any order. Freshly baked and ready to pair with your favorite scoop. Because ice cream and cookies were always meant to be together. Come Try It -> His ad SCOOPZILLA!!!! NEW ADD-ON!!!! chocolate chip cookies!!

avatar Joseph Mitchell

Rude Advice. POV: You just wanted 10 minutes of peace. What a defeated man looks like. This is what a defeated man looks like. Take a look. You think this is normal? You work all day and then hide out here instead of being inside? Unbelievable! And for those that are not married and never been here, let me explain how you end up like this. You get

avatar Jacob Junior

Mr. Smith, I know this is going to be hard. I need you to identify the body. Oh my god. You and your wife must have been really close. We hated each other's guts. Then why the hell are you so upset? Cause that ain't her.

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